Dawg has thought of a new wizard wheeze, also another ‘triffic treat, tho’ not aimed at mere mortals, this treat is for Luvvie Dawgs, (and the Luvvies that luve them. N.B. “luve” not “luurve” : Dawg covered the Barry White angle ages ago with Valentino Dawg).
Dawg is proud to announce…ta da…for all Celebrities everywhere…ta da…all celebrity dogs… SLEB DAWG!!
Cue applause, encore etc.etc.