Doo unto others.
An uplifting story, well Dawg thought it was funny anyway.
A nice woman was out walking her dog, and as a goodun’ had her plastic bags with her to pick up the dog’s doo. Which she does. And carries on walking, when scuzzy lowlife runs past and grabs her bag. Of dog poo.
Even better tho’. The mugger got caught and was sent down, (he had a whole string of previous offences).
You really can’t get much lower than a lowlife who mugs someone, ends up with a bag of poo, gets caught, and gets sent to prison. For stealing doggie doo.
Heh; says Dawg. Heh heh.