Reports say that this dog, (yes it is a real dog), was one of the winners at the Las Vegas Groomers 2007 convention.

Well it doesn’t look like he won anything, especially not the old dope standing behind him.

If the TRUTH be known he ate the wrong sort of dog treats. Yes indeedy kind readers, be warned not to feed your dog The Wrong Sort of Dog Treat as they might turn into ninja mutants in the flash of an eye, biffing and bopping other dogs, turning people sick with the vile colouration, all before skunking of to a corner in the Very Deepest Embarrassment : NO!

Feed your dogs the finest Dawg’s Biscuits Dog Treats. No snake oil, no ninja whinge-a, just the very finest, natural..(continued page 94…)

(Dawg knows what that Poodle is thinking: “when she falls asleep, after a bottle of Industrial Cider, I’m going to pee in the bottle, so when she wakes, all boozy thirsty…heh heh).