Hey, listen up compadres! Every now and then someone who reads this blog, (hi mum!), sends a totally cool pic of the dog that rules their life.

So here is George.

Can you see his wand waving, as he exerts George-Thought-Control over you? (it’s that bit often called ‘tail’). And the glint in his eye belies a cosmic intelligence: “give me Treats, give me Treats, give me Treats you lardybum human.” Well no-one said he was polite… cute, loveable, smart yes..