Which came first…
..the idiot in the hat or the funbunny next to her?
I mean, who really is so deeply dim, so devoid of any sense of style, so lacking in feeling for a dog that they try and make it look like a chiken?
Yup! Right! The idiot in the hat is who.
“Sandra decorates her dog with glitter, feathers, pompoms, pipe cleaners, plastic flowers, felt, hair gel, and glitter glue.”
Bleugh.
Poor pooch! I prefer to let my dogs decorate themselves with mud, sticks and leaves down the woods!