Emergency Pet Jacket!!!
In dodgy times like this, with weather and politicians and the like, it makes sense to think ahead.
And your planning should include emergency disaster planning for your pets.
After scouring the earth we at Dawg Towers, home of The Daily Dawg, have found the Emergency Pet Jacket:
“Made from the same material used by Japan’s world-class firefighters, this flame-retardant suit protects from heat while adding a carrying handle for controlling and transporting frantic pets. It’s not just for your furry friend, though- pockets on the side of the jacket hold emergency tools and supplies for pet and owner alike. With rugged hardware, professional-grade materials, and rapid velcro closure, it’s one less thing to think about in emergency situations.”
It comes with all sorts of stuff, including poo bags, (probably made to withstand nuclear blasts), and instructions. The instructions are in Japanese, but hey, they are intuitive, so you won’t have to panic as the nuclear tsunami that is Gordon Brown threatens to overwhelm you.
Be Prepared!
(It really is a dumb idea, and only about £350. Feh.)