“To a small boy a dog is the god of frolic” -Clever 0′Yank, 1873
-or someone like that…
But in February frolics sometimes have to be indoors, so HERE IS A LINK to some books for kids, about dogs.
Reading is good. [...]

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Dawg announces, in a solemn and portentious voice that’s rilly serious, the release of the first complete dog condom…

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A list of Cross bred dogs:
Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + [...]

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….includes THIS CARTOON

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The Dawg is going to be good. The Dawg is going to EAT HEALTHY. The Dawg is going to EAT SLOWLY. The Dawg is going to EXERCISE.
Then nobody will call Dawg “METHANE MARY” ever again.Nobody will say Dawg has a “BUM OF MASS DESTRUCTION” ever again.Which will be cool.
Happy New Year!

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The shop is shut, the blinds are down and Dawg is having a glass of life improving Guinness. The Santa Gnaws treats are all gone, (hope Santa don’t ig-gnaw you tomorrow..), the oven is off, the kennel is warm and rosy.And tomorrow, no boring old walk on the beach for Dawg. No Siree. Dawg is [...]

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For the poor lost souls out there who don’t have access to Dawg’s new Totally Sincere Product ™, Gawd Dawg ™, the treat that saves as it satisfies, there is another, sadly second rate, alternative available.

Yes! A little container containing a bootiful prayer type message to attach to your dog’s collar. The message reads:
“O [...]

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Many years ago, as a puppy, Dawg got a little gift from a Christmas cracker. It was a small mechanical toy which leapt when wound up, shaped like an amphibean, and called “Jumpig Flog”.Now, older, but not wiser, Dawg has seen another present, pictured here, but being a simple chum doesn’t know why it [...]

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Dawg wants these speakers for Xmas. Imagine, lying indolently on my bed with my iDawg music thang and Shawnee Mugwump from two doors up walks by. Do I bother to get up, walk regally to the door and bark?Pah!My remote iDawh thang sends a huge prerecorded bark to these zigawatt speakers and Miss [...]

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Who was Mr Hart, and why, if he was this beastly, did he own a mountain?It really could be anything huh? Horse Style, Hamburger meat; Dog style, Hamburger meat, Horse food.Dawg is really not sure what Horses, (like the welsh*) are for. But not for noshing surely?
*Welsh people; this is a joke. Nearly.

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